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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Candlelight confessionals….

Here I sit, typing a little earlier tonight, with a candle.  Turns out that the power went out this evening before supper.

 We had acquired a power saw today and while Grant, Jimi, Cristi and I were sawing those beloved boards from the saw-less saw mill, here at the lodge, the power decided to go out.  At first I was a little worried because the saw we acquired didn’t have a plug on the end of it when we got it, and me, being from the United States had never re-wired anything that was European 220 volt.  (For some reason they find the need to make the wires different colors than at home… so I made an educated guess and prayed for no sparks.)  Turns out, there were no sparks, but the saw didn’t work either. Further trouble shooting and inspection revealed they hide a fuse in the plug of these devices and guess what? Yep, the fuse was blown. 

Let me remind you, we are in Africa and when you ask the local guy in the kitchen at the lodge where to get a fuse, he just looks at you funny.  That’s when you realize that the hot plate he is using has no plug on it and has just bare wires shoved into the slots of the wall receptacle. 

Remember the other day when I said general maintenance is not high on the “to do” list in Africa?  Yeah… they don’t replace fuses either.  So, going with the flow, I pull the plug off and decide to “go local” and shove the wires in the wall, still a little scared because joint has twice the voltage that I’m accustomed to being electrocuted by in the States. 

Remember when I said God was watching over us?  Well, he’s still here and he didn’t allow me to "epically fail" at such foolishness as the wires were too small to stay in the plug.  Dang it.  I guess he decided it wasn’t my day to die by electrocution.  Thank ya, Lord. 

Taking a little guidance from above, I determined that the extension cord we had was equipped with a fuse in it so I just stole some wire from the cord and jumped across the dead fuse and we had a working saw.  (Yes, hold your applause, please.)  It’s still all fused and the saw owner will never know his cord is two inches shorter.  He shouldn’t have given the "gringos" a saw with a jacked up cord anyway.  (actually, white people are called "Mazunga" in Africa, respectfully) 

So… after hot-wiring the saw and the power going out, I was sure glad to see the entire block was out of power.  That way I was pretty sure it wasn’t my skilled electrical ingenuity that took down half the grid.

On to the serious stuff that you guys care about…

This morning we went to the build site.  On the way, we had to stop and get lunch.  Not a good thing to see… we drove down the road until Lawrence pulled off next to a roadside hut where a couple of skinned critters were hanging from the rafters.  He walked up and chatted a bit and they grabbed one critter, threw it on a nasty, bloody, waist-high, bacteria and rot-infested stump and commenced to hack on it with some strange sideways axe.  The tossed their chippings onto the blood dripping scale and tossed it into some used Wal-mart type plastic sacks.  It was Mikayla’s job to carry lunch to back to the van.  After all, my hands were full… I had the camera.


We dropped the meat off at a mud hut in a village where they began to prepare it and we headed to the build where the group started pointing the bricks on the inside of the library and treating boards for the fascia. I’m thinking the meals have been pretty good so far in Africa… I really didn’t need this morning’s meat scavenging experience.  I don’t know how long that animal has been dead, and can you believe the butcher guy didn’t have an apron OR gloves? 

Anyway… Lynda, Jacquie, Cindy, and Melody along with Grant and myself went over to the Makalani village with Lawrence to meet with Chief Makalani.  We met the chief… he was a little guy, probably about 5’2” with a smile from ear to ear.  He was obviously a very kind and generous man, with his wife by his side.  Both were very clean, well mannered and polite.  She wore a rosary around her neck and he wore a simple cross.  He dressed in a bright red button up fleece shirt and a pair of old dress pants.  Nothing fancy, but fairly “western.”  We were invited into his house which was obviously different from the rest of the dirt floor mud-brick huts.  His had furniture and the walls were plastered, and painted.  Religious décor was throughout.  He greeted us and thanked the team who had come previously for their continued support of the area villages and even welcomed me, the “tourist” ‘I’m assuming because I was the nerd with the backpack and camera.  Ha.  We talked with him for about 20 minutes and walked through the village with Lawrence to see some of the places where the widows that are sponsored by Invest were living.


Let me start by saying that these people live in austere conditions to say the least.

We met one widow who brought us into her home.  First she wanted to straighten it up a bit, so we waited outside.  Then three people went because that is all that would fit.  It was mud-brick hut with a grass and tattered PVC plastic roof with sticks lashed together for support.  Some type of political poster from 2009, accompanied by two identical 2008 calendar and one 2009 calendar adorned the wall for decoration.  A time wooden table and two chairs sat in the tiny room.  There was another very small room off to the side that was apparently a bedroom behind a piece of dirty hanging fabric.  Lawrence said that they sleep on roll-up thatch mats to stay off the ground.

I cannot imagine.  It was so small that I could not get my Nikon camera to take a picture inside without going outside and looking in the door.  I have had walk-in closets with more square footage.

After leaving there, we walked through the village where we encountered a grave yard with large above ground cement-like tomb covers that were the graves of previous village chiefs.  A large woven thatch “silo” sat in the middle of the village filled with ears of corn, or maize as they refer to it here.  We walked to the edge of the village and looked at the land that the chief had given to Invest Inc. where corn had obviously been recently harvested by the widows.

We left the village and went back to the build site where the rest of the team was working and spending time with the village children.  (If the kids know we are at the build, they migrate to that area… after all, that’s where all the fun is.)  It wasn’t long before the group was playing ring around the rosie, old McDonald and the like.  If you walked around the back of the school, one would see a crowd of kids gathered around Kayla and Mikayla as the village girls braided their hair.  To be honest… it looked like it hurt!  Abby had been painting black boards and had black paint all over hands, but by the time we had our nsima and beans with roadside “beef-rot” lunch, the village girls had taken one of her hands and exfoliated it with sand and dug the paint out of her nails with sticks.  Kind of an African village day spa experience… the funny thing was, they only did one hand.




I don’t know how they cook in the villages, but the meat tasted great.  I haven’t vomited yet in Africa.  No one has…  Thank you, Jesus.

Fast forward to now… most of the group is on the patio and Abbey is playing her ipod through speakers.  WOW!!!!  Mikayla is a singing machine and Max should be on Dancing with the Stars.  (No, I don’t watch that show, I’d have to tune in my man card if I did.)  Jimi sings like a superstar and I even got to see Cristi break dance under Max’s supervision.  She’s gonna keep her day job, but she did it.  Abby and Max demonstrated the Dougie, you’d think they were dancing on the clearance rack at Déjà vu in Columbia.  If you don’t know what that is, just never mind.  They guys out of the kitchen here even went out and joined in… its really cool how well everyone gets along here, even the locals.  These ARE the friendliest people in the world.  The sounds of rap, country, and Christian music are ringing through the place right now as everyone demonstrates their talents and has a good time.

Its so good here that I’m getting that lump in my throat.  No, wait… I just remembered that cold shower I just had and its not that great.

Oh, look… the power is back on.  Candles are blown out but I’m not changing the title of this post, I thought is was too creative.

Tomorrow we will work in the morning and head off on our mid-trip R&R at Lake Malawi.  (Google it.)  We will spend Friday and Saturday night there and come back Sunday afternoon.  Everyone is hoping we will have hot showers, we’ll see.  I don’t know if we will have cellular or data connection for me to blog, but if we do… I will, don’t worry.


Once again today has brought me to a greater appreciation for the life I have.  I don’t have a care in the world compared to the challenge these people have in the village everyday to simply survive.  Its good to see they are a people of faith, its obvious that God takes care of them, just in a different way.

For us, its not too often that we realize in everyday life how much looks after us, but on this trip, it is completely evident that he hopped in someone’s carry-on and TSA missed it.  He is here with us and has made EVERYTHING work out better than Murphy would normally allow.

Everyone is good, life is good… don’t worry, keep the prayers coming and God bless all of you.  Don’t forget your conversation with God.  He’s still listening.

Your other task for today is to get on Facebook and search for “Be The Change Volunteers” and “Like” them.  They have 161 people who like them now… it needs to be about 1 million.  So, see what you can do about that.  Spread the word.

Goodnight from Africa.

PS… It was cloudy and kinda cold here today.

15 comments:

  1. Sorry, I cant edit the post or upload pictures today... so, sorry for more typos. Also, the chief wore the red shirt... not us!

    Goodnight!

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  2. Good stuff once again!! Tell Max to quit dancin' and pick up a hammer!!

    Fred and Nick Parry

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  3. Once again, enjoyed reading the update, and convinced you should definitely write a book Dusty! Glad all is going well, and wish I could have seen Mikayla carrying lunch! haha!! Can't wait to see pics of the girls braided hair.That was one thing Kayla was hoping for while in Africa.(glad to hear you got your braids Kayla)Sounds like you all have earned a weekend off. Enjoy. and try to sleep through the wild sounds. Goodnight. Love and prayers to you all.

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  4. First things first - the Yankees last last night, but Jeter did get a hit - so only three away now!

    Thanks for the great blog. I love your story-telling, I can "hear" your voice in my head as I read. You write like you talk and that is fun. Even with the typos.

    May I also say that I am glad you didn't electrocute yourself today. That sounded like a dangerous "fix" you were arranging there my friend. The governor would be none to happy with us has he lost his best man. Be careful out there - you hear!

    OK, now serious, please tell the time I said hello. I miss Lynda and Jacquie especially - I told them I was coming and I really miss not watching them work and play. Next time for sure...

    You remain in my prayers.

    Every blessing...

    Piet

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  5. dear dusty.....you rock! now i am in tears from laughing so hard!! i can't believe the girls found someone to give them corn rows! tell mikayla that little bro(clayton) says to make sure and keep them in no matter how bad they hurt. we want to see. nana, clayton and dad send their love. clayton says he misses you. so glad you all had a real roadside food experience. i am so proud of you all! it sounds like everyone is working very hard....i hope kayla and mikayla have put in some hammer time or painting or something. i am so glad to hear everyone is safe and healthy and not electrocuted.....love,hugs and prayers....kelly hunt

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  6. Dusty, thanks so much for the blog. I know it takes a lot of time but we really appreciate knowing our Mikayla is safe. You should all be commended for your courage and contributions. God bless you and keep you safe! Love, Julie Nettles (Aunt Julie)

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  7. Bummer about not getting the pictures but so glad for the blog. We do appreciate all your efforts for us here at home. We know everyone there also appreciates all you are doing. Sounds like everyone will have lots to share when they get home. Mikayla dig that camera out and take some pictures of that new hair do for you and Kayla. Share some of that Country music you do too.. Have fun.. Enjoy your day of leisure tomorrow. Will keep you all in our prayers. Love you Grandma Diana

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  8. Dusty,
    I love the blog! We're so proud of you! Have a fun weekend!
    Love, Mom & Dad

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  9. Dusty
    Another great post and looks like you got a letter from home.One thing I have noticed is you don't talk about Kayla working you may have to take away her cell phone oh wait it doesn't work well get the whip out lol.Praying for you all God Bless hope you have a fun weekend.

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  10. Sounds like one adventure after the other :-) Love all the first-hand info and descriptions... Checked out Lake Malawi... WOW, gorgeous - absolutely beautiful. I'm sure you guys will enjoy your well-deserved break

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  11. I just love reading this. I agree on the book idea...you would be great at putting all of this on paper. The lake looks beautiful and would put some fancy Caribbean places to shame. Have a great time, you guys deserve it! Brenden did an awesome job last night at the Court of Honor. Chris Troyer took pictures of him handing out awards. They did some skits too, which was pretty cool. I hope you are getting some pictures with you in them too. When you say it was cooler there yesterday, how cool is that? It sure looks like it would be a hot place with all of the dirt. That whole wiring thing didn't sound like too good an idea, but so glad to hear everything turned out ok! Have fun this weekend and once again, take lots of pictures! Jennie Z.

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  12. You have probablay already left for your 2 days of R&R. It looks like it will be a beautiful spot to spend some time. Good luck with those HOT showers! Have you seen any wild animals? It is supposed to be in the 90's here this weekend. Is that hotter than it has been for you in Africa?!! Mikayla, did you eat your dinner with those black hands?!! I loved all the pictures you posted Dusty. It is still hard for me to picture my niece actually being on the other side of the world....even when I see the actual pictures!! I just keep thinking "amazing, amazing, amazing". Take care all. Prayers are with you. Laura Wade (Aunt Laura to Mikayla)

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  13. Love the pictures and your descriptions. You are an amazing man with a great heart serving with an amazing team. Thanks so much for keeping us updated. And thanks for the mouse on a stick pic - not what I thought it would be but still gross. Love that Lawrence and his fantastic smile.

    Debbie Waggoner

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  14. Thanks for the pics! Your writing is so touching and so humorous at the same time. God is sure working in you and it couldn't be more obvious to us your friends here back home. If I need an electrician I know where to turn, NOT! Ha Ha. So glad the mystery meat turned out good, I was a bit worried when I started reading this and that no one has vomited is a plus! LOL Keep the post coming, enjoy the lake and some R & R! God Bless you my friend and everyone there! Sherry

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  15. It is a beautiful Sunday morning here. Hope you all are enjoying your days at the Lake. Wanted to remind Mikayla and Kayla to undo their hair if they haven't already. Corn rows are not real good for your hair, it is a different texture. It was a fun thing to try, although you did look like you were in Pain in the picture :) and I bet everyone loved you for letting them do your hair. Hope that paint comes off before you all start home. : ) Thanks for sharing your adventure with us and God Bless You All. Lov Ya Diana Koshinksi (Grandma to Mikayla)

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